{"product_id":"slap-an-idiot","title":"Slap an Idiot T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct: Gildan 3000 Light Cotton T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"456\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h9y1za\" data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"221\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"221\"\u003eI Came Here to Slap Idiots... But Apparently That's Illegal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bbapox\" data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"259\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"259\"\u003eWarning: My Patience Has Limits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sq6u45\" data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"306\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"306\"\u003eSome Days It's Hard Not to Slap an Idiot\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tpwgf3\" data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"342\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"342\"\u003eProfessional Idiot Identifier\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lzjrwm\" data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"404\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"404\"\u003eIt's Taking Everything in Me Not to Slap an Idiot Today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"118brkf\" data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"456\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"456\"\u003ePowered by Coffee and the Urge to Slap Idiots\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1k8uwy3\" data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"481\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"507\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"507\"\u003eSlap an Idiot T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"917\"\u003eFor those days when common sense seems to be in short supply, this shirt says what everyone else is thinking. Featuring a bold, humorous design, this tee is perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense. 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